
“Why, Sir Coolkid, you’re such a gentleman!”
“Just shut up and brew, Egbert.”
knight!dave & alchemist!john (+ vanilmirth casey) from rii’s ADORABLE RAGNAROKSTUCK?????? yes this is my favourite crossover how can you tell….
homestuck
+
ragnarok online
ragnarok fucking online
i think the artist is trying to seduce me or something
GUESS WHAT IT WORKED
oh my god I cried
My feels…
Aww, this is cute. Damn you, artist X’D
WHO SAID IT WAS OK TO POST SOMETHING THIS HORRIBLE!??!??
OH MY GOD
(Source: yourerightinthemiddleoftheroad)
i genuinely am paranoid that everyone secretly hates me and thinks i am really really annoying and awful and is pretending to be my friend and it’s all part of some big joke
(Source: velvet-babe)
Do you ever have extensive daydreams in which you invent an entire alternate life/universe for yourself?
(Source: twinkies-and-wine)

#can you imagine if atheists said that after everything they said #”I’d like a burger and fries please. Also there is no God.” #”Happy birthday Mom. Also there is no God.” #”The Avengers was a fucking great movie I want to see it again! Also there is no God.” #”That was the best sex I’ve ever had in my life. But there is still no God.”
What would be the atheist equivalent to ‘omg’?
oh my there is no god
sobbing
zuky:
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
starring helena bonham carter as johnny depp
Co-starring Johnny Depp as Helena Bonham Carter.
Sclez’s name means: 1) Vehement stalker. 2) Highly suspicious.
Holy balls, it’s like it’s known me all my life.
Tannanana’s name means: 1) Shotacon. 2) Owns a large collection of shota.
shooptastic’s name means: 1) A defective product. 2) To be wildly popular!
mochiyoshka’s name means: 1) Annoying 2) To put on panties.
oh..;-;
what
sassy-gay-otps’s name means: 1) A failure at life. 2) Spending Valentine’s Day alone.
…..oh
hindre’s name means: 1) To have a secret power. 2) Tells bad jokes.
Yessss. I tell horrible jokes and I’m proud of it. <3
(Source: kotesticle)
oh right.
the poison.
the poison for kuzco.
the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco.
kuzco’s poison.